Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I smell like Dick and happiness
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