THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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