the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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