Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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