I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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