She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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