Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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