Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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