you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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