it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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