we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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