dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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