I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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