The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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