no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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