lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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