Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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