Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
If I die, sorry about rent.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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