I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh god the rape fog is back!
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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