Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Your penis caused this!
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