You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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