The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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