so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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