She is in my trunk
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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