I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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