God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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