Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is Oprah even human
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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