I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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