Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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