help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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