he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
His hands were made for my vagina.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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