Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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