I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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