Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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