youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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