He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There's always time for handjobs
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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