You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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