Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Im part way to drunk.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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