i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Do vagina's smell?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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