You really coming over, don't trick.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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