Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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