Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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