There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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