i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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