I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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