I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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