Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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