ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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