have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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