Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and she was petting her beer can
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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